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Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
3:14 am	sidhe party sidhe party full of DEAD PEOPLE and they didnt even know they was dead like caldran were there. and paris. and a bunch of other peple as well but other people knew them and said they was dead and they was all like "what". the lady in waiting said she was upset because nobody was making up stories about her so me and julian wrote a story about little black riding hood and velosaraptors with laser eye beams that blew up granny and the woodcutter and little black riding hood and her little dog too. because velosaraptors is awesome. anyway a bunch of people went off and found a camp and had a fight but i missed it. bugger. holly got crossbowed by a trap so someones getting a punching if i catch them. in the morning we went off looking for ewoks and wookies because we were bored and wanted to hit things. instead we found some guy called king bran what was just a head on a plate and he told us a story about a cauldron and a knight with one arm who got it back with the power of the cauldron and then we remembered sir airhorn only has one arm so we went back to get him. We also found well that was meowing and it turned out to be a ghost cat so we exercised it. the nockers went off looking for the head as well and we sent rowan with them and they could find the head easy because all the grass were dying where dylan had walked because hes a banal fuck. Then we went looking for a white heart because the head said thats was how to find the cauldron and we found a stag instead and there were a bridge and sir airhorn fought him only didnt fight him cause they was talking too much for a real fight. anyway airhead won and we crossed the bridge and saw cass in the water with her cup thing. then we pushed airhead inna river. And dilan. anyway after that there was a TREASURE HUNT. the queen said her lady in waiting who was a redcap had hid a treasure and she could only answer yes or no to help us find it. the others all found the lady first cos me and var went scouting the fields instead of the gardens because we thought shed hide properly but we got there and the others were being crap and when i asked her if they were looking in totally the wrong place she said yes. anyway we figured out that shed ate the treasure. and we had to get it out. rowan asked if shed get her arm back if she stuck it in after it and the answer was no (duh) so i said she should go all the way in after it. she didnt fall for it. anyway all i needed to do to get it was be able to see it so i was like BAM and made every fucking treasure inna garden glow like a bastard and then it was just like "yoink" so I won. It was an egg thats really hot and i reckon its a feenix or something but it can be ate by a cap and not die so its pretty awesome. after that su started to have babies and a bunch of people got on flanges ship and i went with them as healer person. sir airhead wouldnt stop fucking walking around and stay still and he bothered everyone so i chilled him out for a bit. anyway we got to sus house and the twins was born and stuff happened and they was casting spells and we did some faffing and went back to the party. shit was happening and me and dilan talked about wizard stuff and then the whole realm started going all crap and falling apart and holes apeared in it and the dead people started turning dead again and paris did one big luck spell on everyone before he turned dead too. Then we went "fuck it" and everyone got the hell out. Then the queen started shouting about shit at dilan and dilan shouted back because the queen thought it was him who broke everything but it wasnt. probably. anyway the babys disapeared and lucas found them and they was casting arts again only they was weird as fuck and not like normal arts. then we went to sus place in lucases car and it was fast as fuck and really cool and we talked shit. anyway the day after that we got back to the party thing and some sidhe was all burnt and shouting about how someone tried to kill him but hed also said some shit about it being some countess what done it but gareth said hed caled her a hore and thems fiting words anyway so he shouldnt be whining when she gets him back. anyway gareth called him out and he kept shouting and we healed him so it were a fair fight and he kept shouting and got in an argument with lucas and wouldnt shut the fuck up about boo hoo hoo youre all mean until the duel started and gareth skwacked him like two seconds. One less dumb sidhe. The party was finished then so everyone went home. I need to go to more parties. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 27th, 2005
5:54 pm	Its my birthday yay give me cake (Comment on this)
Friday, March 4th, 2005
3:57 pm	snake. or cake. or snat. or somefing. hes called sam. i got a snake! he thinks hes a cat though. or hes got a cats brain. dunno, dunt care. hes cool. i went into the bar with him and dabear were all scared and some tit kinayn were all saying "hes not alowed in the bar for being scary" but i told him to fuck off and when dabear worked out that he wasnt going to eat her or anyfing she was okay. he eats cakes, not peeple. i mite take him to lantic city but they mite fink hes the snake from the book and start trying to kill him. dumb fucks. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
2:56 pm	hapy birthday rowan see you atta party later an stuf (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
4:41 pm	what the hell is going on weird bloody dreams and woke up hurting like hell got two bloody big brooses on my arm like handprints and shit if i find out who did this there toast (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
2:57 pm	me and what army? The ARMY OF ZOMBIE SHEE, THATS WHAT ARMY. Caldran wos killed fitin the bad guys at thorns deep. me and kiki and lucas and masud and a bunch of others was going to get help when we found out. first the troll girl went to a volcano and there was a bridge over lava and a bunch of fire monsters on the other side and a feenix in the bridge. she went and talked to it then jumed in the lava and came out all burning with but still walking around and stuff and she looked like a feenix. She talked to the monsters and they came with us to help. next was the satyr girl. We ended up in a forest and it was that sodding snake and the tree of nollidge and the apples and stuff and she et them. Then a tree dude talked to her and they went off and she came back saying she was gonna have a baby and an army of tree things came with us. then it was my turn. I was in a big dried up deserty field thing at night. I went evil on purpose and told evryone that i was the only one alowed to lead evil armies into freeholds and lucas came over and i nutted him then we had a fight. A bunch of zombies came out of the ground and they all looked like caldran and masud had said he had died so i told them they could get their own back and they came to help. kiki was next. there were big cats in the woods and panthers and stuff and she went over to talk to them and they came with her. then the sluagh guy went. we was in prison and stuff but the sluagh went through the bars and let us out then talked to the other people in the other cells and let them out and we got a bunch of robbers and stuff helping us. then lucas got a sandworm and a bunch of genies and masud stabbed himself in the face with a lightsaber to make us all better and really lucky and stuff. so we went into the battle by the freehold and aiken met us with his army and we charged in to the bad guys. they were trapped between our armies and the guys at the freehold so we kicked the crap out of them. some of the bad guys were like dragons and stuff and dragon meat tastes really weird. But dont tell figment or arsane i said that. anyway the army of zombies is still around so i might send them off to fight evil agen but i gotta sort them out properly cause i need archers and stuff. jack says i need an airship as well but if were gonna have airships in a battle then ill get flange to do it cause well be on the same side anyway probably. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 28th, 2004
2:32 pm	omens okay, listen up you bunch of idiots. espeshally spreng cause she started this shit. and the rest of the nockers as well. when a wizard does magic with fate and stuff and tells you that bad stuff is about to go off FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM. i told you about that time hole thing before it happened but you idiots didnt listen. messing with evil paintings what screw with time is a bloody STUPID thing to do after somebody tels you about omens of falling through time. An when spreng went the rest of evryone else followed wivout geting their stuff or anything even when I TOLD THEM WHAT WAS GOING ON AND WHY SHE VANISHED. also if goldrunner is garding a door then that means I DONT WANT ANYONE GOING IN THERE. It doesnt mean you should get all your mates and everyone else to come in and join us and piss us off. if it were a party there woulda been music instead of private ritchul magic spells to try and fix the town and get us home. so FUCK OFF. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 21st, 2004
12:05 pm	being a bird is weird. flying is pretty cool though. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
4:41 am	(scene) The Childling's Revenge This scene took place in the woods behind Mardok's house - the only people aware of what actually happened here are Mardok, Lucas, and Abby the pixie, so this is strictly OOC for everyone else. Again, just thought you lot might be interested. ( What happens when redcaps find out they've been made to act nice ) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
1:58 am	(scene) the childlings return This took place at Summer's End, so only those there would be able to see it, and even then they'd have trouble listening in. For everyone else, this entry is completely OOC. ( What happens when redcaps are made to act nice ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
6:03 pm	that guy in edinburh what went after the sun is an idiot. he went through a thing what was like a trod but full of fire and bame back all burned, and now he wants to go back and says i shud go wiv him. even if he says hes got a fire sheeld its not a very good one so theres no way im gonna go there. even if he sez its reely cool. cause its a bloody stupid idea. (Comment on this)
5:57 pm	mardok_wizard's LJ stalker is vala_lee! vala_lee is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com what (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
1:58 pm	We found the fortress of doom! We went looking for freeholds yesterday. We sent a willovawisp to look for the trod to get there then chased after it in the airship. anyway we found an island with some stones on it what made an arch and it had a puzzle about reflecting lite or something. anyway lucas did a spell to open the door and the gate started cracking and stuff and the nockers shouted at him and went to fix it, then the door closed and they went to look for the proper way to open it. Lucas opened it again and it cracked up even more and we all went through quick. we tryed to heal it with spells but it didnt work and the path started snapping and breaking up so we just went for the other end quick. it was breaking behind us but goldrunners really fast so he could outrun it and the rest went on the flying carpet. anyway we got out the other end of the trod but the trod was broken and wouldnt work any more. we came out by a volcano and lucas said it was mount doom. we thought there might be lava and stuff but goldrunner said he could handle it (okay he said wark but i know what he meant) so we went to take a look. there were orks! they were all dead though so i didnt have to kill them. there was a cave in the side of the mountain so we went up. flange wanted to use a rope with a hook on it but i just rode up and everyone else flew. anyway there was a tunnel into a big cave with a brij over some lava and an evil dude in armer. he let flanj and spreng over but nobody else and started talking to lucas. julian went invisibul and tryed to sneek past and the evil guy tryed to push him off the brij so i shot him wiv a spell to knock him off insted and julian made him fall froo the floor while he was falling over. anyway he fell in the lava and we went off to see what spreng and flanj were up to and they were doing a spell (its not siunce like they say it is. it was SO a bloody spell) to try and fix the balfire. anyway we had to home by teleporting becos the trod was broke. but anyway i need a new base and the fortress of doom would be a great place to put it but its too far to get to from home without a trod so bah. (Comment on this)
Friday, May 21st, 2004
7:09 pm	Quests what need doing ( This entry is locked IC. The only people who can see it are Flange, Sprengmeisterin, Lucas, Calli, Develyn, Ella, Kiki and Julian ) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 9th, 2004
8:03 pm	the chocobos name i asked him what he was called and he said the shee called him goldrunner i checked with lolly and she said degobas did what i did to find out that name so if thats what he wants to be called then its okay i suppose. it isnt a really scary name for a evil wizards chocobo but itll do. (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 6th, 2004
3:52 pm	Chocobo! I got a gold chocobo! Its AWESOME. anyway i went to edinbruh yesterday. flange had a huge green fevva thats bigger than i am. spiro sed we shud go on a quest to find the king so we all went on the trod and julian took his dragon and i went on the chocobo and we all wend to find advencher. anyway we found a really big river and a guy on a boat. julian tryed to fly over the river on the dragon but it fell. anyway we left the dragon behind and all got on the boat then zubin scared the chocobo and it started to run off but he shouted to come back. if he trys messing with it agen hes toast. anyway we went off in the boat then the guy stopped it and asked if we wanted to turn back and everywon except spiro sed yes so i fort bugger it cos im not goin on a quest wiv just spiro. anyway we all went back to the bank of the river and julian and flanj sed we shud go and find a freehold insted so we went off and left everyone else by the river to be stupid. we went back to the pub later cos we fort we shud get all our stuf before going questing and we found evrywon there but whatserface who looks like evil lin had gone all forgetty and stuff. she got better tho. anyway i need to go get poshuns and stuff now just in case we gotta blow things up. anyway if flange brings spreng and julian brings his dragon then we cud blow up anyfing wot gets in the way so har. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
3:10 pm	old firm night is cool. i got me a proper red hat so i can be a proper red mage now. i need a huge wite fevva for it tho... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
1:06 pm	Ha. I Am A: Neutral Evil Human Mage Thief Alignment: Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals. Race: Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'. Primary Class: Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this. Secondary Class: Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class. Deity: Velsharoon is the Neutral Evil god of necromancy, liches, and undeath. He is also known as the Vaunted, the Archmage of Necromancy, and the Lord of the Forgotten Crypt. His followers practice the necromantic arts, and raise the dead to do their bidding. His symbol is a crowned skull. Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 22nd, 2004
10:14 pm	its my birthday on saturday im havin a party at bobs probably cos its near bobs and lucases birthdays as well so were gonna have one big party for all of us. bring cake (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 12th, 2004
9:34 am	thats it. im not healing anyone any more. peeple in edinbruh keep being dumb and getting hurt and messed up from beeing idiots and i hafta keep fixin em up an im sick of it. if they want sumthing blown up or spied on or cursed or sumthing like that then okay but i aint fixin em after they do somthing stupid any more. unless they give me stuff for it. more peeple need to lern healing stuff. ill even show em how to do it cos then they can go round fixin idiots instead of me. next idiot what comes up to me wantin healed gets STABBED. (1 Comment |Comment on this)